By a cow, this cow to be exact:
The problem being that she lies outside the gate/door I use
to get into the flat. When I walk up to get into the flat she stands up and
head butts me! I am not sure if this is a friendly gesture (I don’t think it is
personally) but considering she only has tiny horns and looks rather sickly
this is surprisingly painful!
Last time I tried to get into the flat she head butted me
and as our front yard is now an animal sanctuary cum builders yard I nearly
fell into a pile of scaffolding with rusty nails protruding from it. Understandably
I don’t want to annoy her with the possibility of rusty nails and the embarrassment
of being beaten up by a cow with teeny tiny horns is just too much.
I think if it came down to it and I gave her a gentle tap
with my foot (aka kicked her) I would be chased out of town as she knows full
well if it came down to me or her the towns folk would side with the cow.
Any useful suggestions on how to get rid of an ailing cow with
a chip on its shoulder would be appreciated.
